Saturday, July 7, 2012

Sexuality and Relationships - Shroomery

OfflineCrystal G
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I got my 1st squirting experience 2 nights ago!!!!!

My boyfriend was eating me out and getting me really wet and I had a huge clit boner. He said my clit swelled so big it was like a mini dick. Then when I came, he shoved two fingers inside me and did the "come here" motion REALLY HARD to push against my g spot. Bro tore up my pussy, he said he was finger fucking my g spot so hard my hips were rocking off the bed. It was so strong I know it would have hurt me if I wasn't cumming, but when I'm cumming I can't feel any pain at all.

Then, after about 60 seconds of finger fucking me (my orgasm is still continuing at this point by the way), I suddenly felt a splurge of wet stuff suddenly gush out from my vagina. It was like opening the floodgates, like a faucet just turned on and it was waterfalling out my pussy.

Then, after my vagina stopped gushing, all of a sudden I felt all these hot spurts ejaculating from my URETHRA. I looked down and realized, holy fuck I'm squirting!!!! It wasn't like a streamline like pee, it came out in spurts like male ejaculate. We knew it wasn't pee because we smelled it and it didn't smell like pee, the consistency of the fluid that came out was slimey and white, and the whole time I was cumming I didn't feel like I had to pee at all.

That was the 1st time anybodys ever made me squirt like that. Suffice to say, I fell in love with him immediately. :lol: and then last night, he was able to make me squirt a second time! Using the exact same method he did before.

My entire orgasm lasted approximately 2 minutes. He said I have the longest orgasms he's ever seen on anybody.

Here is a picture of all the wet stuff on the bed. My boyfriends hand is in the photo so you can get an accurate perception of the size. The "rock on" hand symbol he is doing is exactly how he was fingering me. Middle and ring finger in my pussy rocking it back and forth like that.

If you can see in this pic, the white slimey reflective looking substance is what came out my urethra.

Some other things we tried recently: when he came, I stuck his urethra in my nose and snorted a fat line of his jizz. :lol: I actually got a coke flashback and phantom high from snorting his jizz, WTFFFFF!!!!
He fucked me so hard I actually went cross eyed LOL.
We gave each other both enemas before sticking fingers and other stuff in each others butts.
We made porno videos of me deepthroating him and doing it doggystyle.
He loves when I stick a finger in his ass and give him a forced ejaculation, so I stuck my vibrator up his butt.

Edited by Crystal G (07/03/12 04:06 PM)

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Where's the video clips!? Sharing is caring! :awepuss:

Congrats on squirting! Get used to washing sheets much more often!

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Edited by Rewindicus (07/03/12 03:39 PM)

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I was gonna say this is another awesome CrystalG post but a wet bed and some dude's shaved ballsack with a dildo up the ass don't really do it for me.

Good story though.

Still waiting on the vid from your last blue ball inducing post in the pub

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Quote:

Beefy1 said:
I was gonna say this is another awesome CrystalG post but a wet bed and some dude's shaved ballsack with a dildo up the ass don't really do it for me.

Good story though.

Still waiting on the vid from your last blue ball inducing post in the pub


I actually will post the porno pics and videos we took, but they are on my boyfriends camera and not on my phone so it might take a few days. Also have to edit the videos so it doesn't show his face.he really doesn't want his face out there. I might just black my eyes out when I post the ones of me sucking cock.

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Thus, me taking control of my sexuality is my big way of saying "FUCK YOU" to the institution, and another "FUCK YOU" to the patriarchy! :flipthebird::smirk:

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Love making my girl squirt like that!
I use the same method and love when she looks down at me trying to see what the fuck I'm doing to make her feel that in confusion!!! Hahaha

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wow!!!! that sounds really intense!!

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all i see are pictures which are useless.

video once in awhile or i simply just dont believe half the shit you say you do (n on video)

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i want to see you squirt on vid like everyone else. fuck pictures

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OfflineCrystal G
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You peed all over your bed and boyfriend :lol:

Actually studies have tested the chemical composition of female ejaculate, and it is a different chemical composition than urine.

However, my boyfriend just made me squirt again, literally just 5 minutes ago, and this time I had to pee really bad, so at the very end of my ejaculate I did pee a little. On video. You can see it in the video, the first few spurts are completely clear, and then at the end when I felt like I had to pee it turned yellow. My boyfriend has a piss fetish tho (as do I) so either way it turns us both on.

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Men have a fear of women who exert control of their sexualities. They know that they wouldn't be able to control or easily manipulate women who are aggressive, dominant, defiant, and refuse to passively cooperate or adhere to stereotypical gender roles. So they use social stigma and social shame and call us "sluts" to try to implant fear and guilt in us, in an effort to control and coerce our behaviors. It is a completely selfish philosophy that stems from the belief that they OWN women.

Thus, me taking control of my sexuality is my big way of saying "FUCK YOU" to the institution, and another "FUCK YOU" to the patriarchy! :flipthebird::smirk:

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post it

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Crystal G said:
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nooneman said:
You peed all over your bed and boyfriend :lol:

it is a different chemical composition than urine.

Hate to tell you, but there have been studies that verified that the liquid comes only from the bladder. They hooked up a tube to the urethra of various women who squirted and guess what happened? Yup. It's a form of urinary incontinence.
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Crystal G said:

I actually will post the porno pics and videos we took, but they are on my boyfriends camera and not on my phone so it might take a few days. Also have to edit the videos so it doesn't show his face.he really doesn't want his face out there. I might just black my eyes out when I post the ones of me sucking cock.



dont black out your eyes crystal

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nooneman said:
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Crystal G said:
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nooneman said:
You peed all over your bed and boyfriend :lol:

it is a different chemical composition than urine.

Hate to tell you, but there have been studies that verified that the liquid comes only from the bladder. They hooked up a tube to the urethra of various women who squirted and guess what happened? Yup. It's a form of urinary incontinence.

No it isn't. Only retards who don't know what the skene's gland is think that. The chemical composition is different from urine.

Of course there is always going to be a little bit of urine passing through, after all it travels through the urinary bladder, so completely separating the fluid from urine is practically impossible. However, the chemical composition of female ejaculate is actually different from urine.

From the Wiki article about the Skene's gland:

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The Skene's glands are homologous with the prostate gland in males.[7] The fluid that emerges during sex, female ejaculation, has a composition somewhat similar to the fluid generated in males by the prostate gland,[8][9] containing biochemical markers of sexual function like human urinary protein 1[10] and the enzyme PDE5 where women without the gland had lower concentrations.[11] When examined with electron microscopy, both glands show similar secretory structures,[12] and both act similarly in terms of prostate-specific antigen and prostate-specific acid phosphatase studies.[13][14][15][16] Because they are increasingly perceived as merely different versions of the same gland, some researchers are moving away from the name Skene's gland and are referring to it instead as the female prostate.[17]

^ Zaviacic M, Jakubovsk? V, Belosovic M, Breza J (2000). "Ultrastructure of the normal adult human female prostate gland (Skene's gland)". Anat Embryol (Berl) 201 (1): 51?61. PMID 10603093.
^ Kratochv?l S (1994). "Orgasmic expulsions in women". Cesk Psychiatr 90 (2): 71?7. PMID 8004685.
^ Wimpissinger, F.; Stifter, K.; Grin, W.; Stackl, W. (2007). "The Female Prostate Revisited: Perineal Ultrasound and Biochemical Studies of Female Ejaculate". The Journal of Sexual Medicine 4 (5): 1388-93. DOI:10.1111/j.1743-6109.2007.00542.x. PMID 17634056. edit
^ Zaviacic, M; L Danihel, M Ruzickov?, J Blazekov?, Y Itoh, R Okutani, T Kawai. (March 1997). "Immunohistochemical localization of human protein 1 in the female prostate (Skene's gland) and the male prostate". Histochem J. 29 (3): 219?27. DOI:10.1023/A:1026401909678. PMID 9472384.

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A 2007 study on two women involved ultrasound, endoscopy, and biochemical analysis of fluid. The ejaculate was compared to pre-orgasmic urine from the same woman, and also to published data on male ejaculate. In both women, higher levels of PSA, PAP, and glucose but lower levels of creatinine were found in the ejaculate than the urine. PSA levels were comparable to those in males.[5]

http://www.sccs.swarthmore.edu/users/08/ajb/tmve/wiki100k/docs/Skene_s_gland.html

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Men have a fear of women who exert control of their sexualities. They know that they wouldn't be able to control or easily manipulate women who are aggressive, dominant, defiant, and refuse to passively cooperate or adhere to stereotypical gender roles. So they use social stigma and social shame and call us "sluts" to try to implant fear and guilt in us, in an effort to control and coerce our behaviors. It is a completely selfish philosophy that stems from the belief that they OWN women.

Thus, me taking control of my sexuality is my big way of saying "FUCK YOU" to the institution, and another "FUCK YOU" to the patriarchy! :flipthebird::smirk:

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This "skene's gland" seems to say that it produces something similar to semen, but what girls squirt out looks nothing like it, so I think there's two different things we're talking about here, one is urine and the other is female jizz

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There seems to be several different types of fluids produced by the wonderful nasty vagina.?

I've only seen the thicker slippery slimy lube type stuff IRL.

From watching internet porn (which is probably where all the experts here get their experience) it seems 3/4 of them are just pissing,? a few are more of a clear/whitish type stuff that might be something else.

Crazy fucking mysterious organ or whatever it is.? Disgusting but fascinating.

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I hope y'all got extra sheets.

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Weird. Because of the similar timing of the post and everything. Last night I had my first squirting encounter except she didn't snort my jizz and nothing went in my butthole.? Not sure if I was turned on or grossed out I just instinctively got out of the path of the liquid projectiles.? But afterwards while she was riding me i reached over and felt the other side the bed and remember thinking, jesus christ thats a lot of liquid/jizz/pee.

I guess it's all about the stimulation of the g-spot.? I can't wait to try it on another chick since it seems like thats the ultimate nut to bust with the jelly legs and all.

Source: http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/16475430

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